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英文幽默:I Hope So 我希望如此
Neighbor: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?2008-06-28 編輯:echo 標簽: 我來聽寫
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英文幽默:What's Going to Be? 做什么
Neighbor: What's your daughter going to be when she graduates? Mother: An old lady!鄰居:你女兒大學畢業后要做什么? 母親:老太婆。2008-06-28 編輯:echo 標簽: 我來聽寫
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英文幽默:Who's Afraid Now? 是誰害怕?
A neighbor told us about a trip he took with his two-and-a-half -year-old son. It was the first time the father and the boy had been away by themselves. The first night they spent in a hotel, the fat2008-06-28 編輯:echo 標簽: 我來聽寫
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英文幽默:Thinking Back 回憶
We were gathered together, all ten of us, for our widowed mother's 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister ...2008-06-28 編輯:echo 標簽: 我來聽寫
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英文幽默:You Will Save Much More
“媽媽,你今天一定會對我滿意的,”迪克放學回家后對媽媽說,“我省下了車錢。我上學時沒乘公共汽車,而是跟著公共汽車一路跑到學校的?!?2008-05-25 編輯:echo 標簽: 我來聽寫
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英文幽默:I'll Carry You Down 我會把
我十五歲的兒子連跑帶顛地跑回家里發現我躺在床上?!皨寢?,您覺得不舒服嗎?”“是的,我有點不舒服,”我說?!澳敲?,您別擔心晚飯了?!彼蛭掖虮F闭f:“我可以把你背到樓下的爐灶前去?!?2008-05-25 編輯:echo 標簽: 我來聽寫
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英文幽默:Prize 獎品
Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained."A prize? What for, dear?""For natural history. Teacher asked me how ...2008-05-25 編輯:echo 標簽: 我來聽寫
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英文幽默:Something I Didn't Do 我
Mother: What are you crying for? Tommy: Teacher kept me in for something I didn't do. Mother: Something you didn't do? What was it?Tommy: M-m-my lessons.媽媽:你哭什么? 湯米:老師為了一件我沒做的事2008-05-25 編輯:echo 標簽: 我來聽寫
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英文幽默:Settle Down and Settle Up
When my brother, a notorious spender, came home for a visit, he told my father he was going to get married and settle down. Dad said, "Why don't you stay single and settle up."我的哥哥是個有名的揮2008-05-25 編輯:echo 標簽: 我來聽寫
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英文幽默:A Thank-you Letter 感謝信
"Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you?" "Yes, Mum." "Your handwriting seems very large.""Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing very loud....2008-05-25 編輯:echo 標簽: 我來聽寫
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英文幽默:A School-report 學校成績單
The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read,"English, poor; French, weak; mathematics, fair;" and he gave...2008-05-25 編輯:echo 標簽: 我來聽寫
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英文幽默:Is Ink So Expensive? 墨水很貴嗎?
Son: Is ink so very expensive, father? Father: Why, son, what makes you think so? Son: W...well. Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some on the carpet.兒子:爸爸,墨水很貴嗎? 父親:不貴呀2008-05-25 編輯:echo 標簽: 我來聽寫
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英文幽默:It's Not My Fault 這不是我的
"Aren't you ashamed of yourself, Victor? You're the worst pupil in your class." Said the father. "What's that got to do with me? Is it my fault that the worst one was yester...2008-05-10 編輯:echo 標簽: 我來聽寫
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英文幽默:Give Me a Dollar 給我一塊錢
Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?兒子:爸爸,給我一角錢。 父2008-05-10 編輯:echo 標簽: 我來聽寫
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英文幽默:The Result of Laziness 懶惰的結
Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny? Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I turned in a blank sheet of paper.媽媽:約翰尼,你今天放學以后為什么2008-05-10 編輯:echo 標簽: 我來聽寫
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